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WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING: PRESS:
"If Sweeney Todd was a cellist instead of a barber he may have sounded like Miss Von Trapp!"
- This Is Cabaret This Is Cabaret Halloween Twitter (October 31st, 2013)
"Miss Von Trapp took to the stage made up like Aunt Sally with her cello and theatrical weirdness; she's certainly an acquired taste but unique and highly entertaining in an alternative theatre kind of way. You can't help but love her! A mixture of live music and comedy, this was raw entertainment at its best."
- Ellie Hudson-Hopton Plymouth Herald Live Pub Scene Review. (August 23rd, 2013)
"A phenomenally dark, twisted, inspired and brilliant performance. We loved every minute of it, thank you!"
- Exeter Alternative Theatre Review of Live Show at Exeter Phoenix Steampunk Spectacular. (May 17th, 2013)
"Dark, Satirical, Brilliant"
- The Elegant Savages 'Songs To Die For' Review. (April 23rd, 2013)
"She's kind of Rasputina meets the Tiger Lillies meets the room this old spinster named Priscilla kept full of creaky antique toys on the street where I grew up. If that room had had a soundtrack, I bet it would've sounded exactly like Miss Von Trapp. Come to think of it, what the hell was I ever doing in that room? My parents did not inculcate me with a proper sense of Stranger Danger. If I were the subject of a Miss Von Trapp song, I surely would have met an untimely end."
- Weirdest Band in the World.com Miss Von Trapp as Weird Band of the Week. (Jan 3, 2013)
"Like a gothic doll from a horror movie sits Miss Von Trapp cackling and
sat astride her electric cello. Booming out morbidly moribund lyrics
and revamped traditional songs with a disturbing 'sing-a'long' style
reminiscent of a scene from a Tim Burton film, Miss Von Trapp will hold
you spellbound with her dark operatic capers and yet it is laughter that
abounds in her audience as we find mirth in the twisted details of her
songs and story telling. I recommend experiencing her performances -
they're to DIE for."
- Star Khechara, The Facelift Food Coach (April 14, 2012)
"Gifted singer, musician and rare perceptive wit, the artist Miss Von Trapp deserves appreciation."
"A rather grand ocean of quirk.
An exceptional talent."
- MichaelStMark, DADA in London - kick stARTing the 21st C. (Jan 31, 2012)
"Nice to hear a song accompanied by a cello in cabaret as opposed to a ukelele or piano! And I like how folky it sounds :)"
- Beatrix Von Bourbon, Beatrix Von Bourbon (Jan 10, 2012)
"Miss von Trapp is a British cellist of the neo-Vampirian tradition. She
is a cellist much like Johnny Ramone was a guitarist. Theatrical,
sinister, brooding, vaguely threatening, her work is a real treat."
- Mark Allender, Bowed Radio (Jul 23, 2007)
Available for weddings, funerals, festivals, cabaret nights, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, Halloween, Christmas, anything but children's parties... *
I can do anything from 5 minutes to 40 or more dependant on your requirements.
*not yet road-tested on under-10s. Probably best not. Pensioners are fine though.
Miss Von Trapp apologises in advance for the upsetting of young people and timorous adults, the off-putting of those that may be eating or drinking, and all un-classical, less than musical acts performed on her beautiful instrument.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...
Usually I require a minimum of a month's advance notice of the date if you wish to book me unless it's for HALLOWEEN... In which case, book now!